just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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