Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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