In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
