I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the day after is always just damage control
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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