OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Semen is not good for contacts.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
try to milk me bitch
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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