So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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