I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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