What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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