why didn't you poke me back
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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