your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do vagina's smell?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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