Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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