dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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