i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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