I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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