You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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