im gay
i know
yea but for you.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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