I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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