Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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