is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
