the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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