Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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