so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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