wake up i wanna do it froggy style
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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