even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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