just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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