who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The beer is more important than you right now.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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