I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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