I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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