its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
worst night to have a conscience
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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