I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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