What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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