I cockslap morals
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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