The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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