Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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