just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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