She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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