Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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