Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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