Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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