Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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