You smell like stripper and shame
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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