I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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