you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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