That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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