Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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