i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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