I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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