i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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