Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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