That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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