so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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