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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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