return my video game
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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