Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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