Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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