i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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